There’s No Place for Pussies in Swinging

Here’s a tip from me to you.  If you are the male half of a couple,!  Let me explain.

We are on very familiar terms with this particular couple by now.  We hang out frequently and have played together several times.  I consider us all friends.  Sounds like a great situation, right?  Here is where it gets very frustrating for me.  Anytime we hang out he tells me things like…  “you’re so beautiful” and “you’re so perfect”.  Believe me, this is nice to hear, but it gets old and weird like the 50th time he says it during the night, especially when he says it right in front of his wife repeatedly (while she rolls her eyes). Then it changes to things like… “I can’t stop thinking about you” and “I have to feel you. I just want to feel you”.  When you read that please imagine it being said it a desperate sounding whisper I don’t know how else to describe it.  What the fuck does that mean?  You have to feel me doing what?

Don’t act desperate

Because we are friends, we do occasionally text to set up what we are going to do.  I get texts from him practically begging us to come hang out.  If our schedule doesn’t allow a free night out, I politely decline and get replies about how much they miss us but it always just seems a little over the top.  After declining for two weekends in a row, we received a message from him asking if we had changed our minds about them and it went on to tell us how people tend to stop hanging out with them after a while.  According to him it happens all the time.

Last month was this guy’s birthday.  Like I said, we are friends and we wanted to make sure he received our Happy Birthday wishes, so I texted him a simple “Happy Birthday”.  His response… “Thanks!” and a few minutes later “Miss you so much!”  It made me laugh.  I didn’t even respond.  There isn’t anything I can say.  I don’t miss him.

For me, swinging isn’t about romance

I get plenty of romance at home from my husband.  I don’t need (or want) my swinger friends to romance me.  I don’t want to make love to them.  I don’t want them to say nice romantic things to me.  What do I want? I want us to have fun fucking the shit out of each other and go back to our normal lives.  I want to hear “God, I want to fuck you so bad” or “you are so fucking hot” instead of some sappy “I have to feel you”.

Sounds like you have a bad case of being a big pussy


Ughhh… like i said – There isn’t a place for pussies in swinging.  Maybe I should tell him that people probably stop hanging out with them because he acts like a little girl most of the time.  I don’t know very many women who like their man to act like a vagina.

Have you run across a pussy?  What happened and how did you handle it?


  1. So you don’t mind the sensitive type as long as they are not trying to romance you or come off as a sappy schoolgirl with a crush? I’ve been told by the Boss that if I were ever to act that way, I would be handed my walking papers. No doubt she agrees with you.

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